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King Trump

β€’ Bill Lord β€’ Season 1 β€’ Episode 1

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 Back in 1978, Steve Martin rocked Saturday Night Live with his unforgettable song, King Tut. Now, 46 years later, we’re bringing it backβ€”with a twist! Introducing King Trump, our fresh, fun parody of the classic. Hope you enjoy this modern spin!

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KING TRUMP

(King Trump) Even as a young man,
He knew he wanted to be.
The ruler of the land and our very first king. (King Trump)
How’d you get so lucky? (Lucky Trump)
Did you bang a hussie? (Horny Trump)
Took his massive ego,Down to Mara Lago. (King Trump)

Who could’ve known,That he was plotting our demise.
And destroying Democracy, 
With fear, and prayers, and lies. (Lying Trump)
Melania gives him side-eye, (Lonely Trump)
But Ivanka’s looking fly. (Creepy Trump)
Took his massive ego,
Down to Mara Lago. (King Trump)

His thugs stormed the Hill, (Treasonous Trump)
To steal our free will. (Fascist Trump)
Ate a burger while he chilled, (Ketchup Trump) 
And plotted to rebuild.
Hey, you know he tried to destroy the Constitution, right?

Now, he’s a felon,
And he’s got immunity.
Don’t need no stinkin’badges,
He operates with impunity. (King Trump)
He ought to be in prison,
For his acts of sedition.
Took his massive ego,
Down to Mara Lago.
Thinks he’s so important,
But he’s only Putin’s guano.
KingTrump

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